I must have missed the memo since last year there wasn't much withdrawing happening... Last year was a year of mass confusion for me. There were a couple positives that I can look back on in 2008 though.
2008 started with me deciding to try cash games out on Cake Pokah, and with the help from a poker great (Mscell) I was able to have a proper starting BR of $500 for 10NL cash. (50 buy ins is aloooooooot lol) so I grinded that up to $900 and was like SWEET 20NL here I come!!! Boy was that fun, lost all my profit pretty quickly and ended out cashing $525 and with Cakes $35 mail fee, well I guess cake wins in that one lol.
March-May was True Poker time as I found $30 on it and turned that into $700 which was freaking awesome. I withdrew it but don't really remember what I did with it lol. What can I say, I'm a spend-alot-of-$$-on-useless-crap-I-don't-needaholic...
June and July I played lots of 5$ and 6$ 9 mans and mostly lost...
In August I deposited $500 on Titan poker then 2 weeks later decided that it was a horrible idea and withdrew it lol, and then put it on Stars so 500$ on Stars...
I started 8 tabling 6$ 18 mans and boy was that a lot of fun , I went up to a BR of $750 then lost almost all of that. At 280$ I decided to go down to the 3$ 18 mans... I was 12 tabling those (great idea) went back up to $400 and then down to 150$ Then played $150 worth of MTTs and poofed in that crap obv... Only good part of all that craziness was that I made SilverStar!!! And then worked every week end so I missed all the Free Rolls LOLOL WP ME!!!
In October I actually went down to the $1.75 18 mans... Pretty low point if you ask me... and lost it all weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I made a $250 deposit on Everest poker and started playing cash, that lasted 2 weeks as well. Withdrew $240 lol and then put 100$ on STARS AGAIN lol...
My 100$ went up to 150 playing stupid 18 mans, then I went down to a BR of about 18 clams GO ME...
I Went to Frank's (Francix) place one night to watch the Montreal Canadiens lose to some shitty team and after wards played some online Pokah... OBV... He recommended that I start playing the Double or Nothings on Stars, (the DON's for short). 10 people join and 5 winners at the end double their money, pretty simple. At the time I remember playing only 1 a couple weeks b4 that. I remember having JJ and 2nd place stack. Running that into 1st place stacks 58SOOOOOOOOOOTED and bubbling (6th place). So i was like fuck that shit and never played another one. He mentioned that his brothers friend (who was fairly new to poker) played them and was making consistent profit. So I gave them another shot. Since I've been playing 3 years now and have never built an actual solid BR I figured I'd give them a shot... I also figured that I have a lot more online experience than his bro's friend and IF HE CAN DO IT THAN WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I, AM I RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!
I joined 3, 5$ DONs, won 2 out of 3, and the rest is kinda history I guess... :D :D :D
The Frank Plan of Pwnage:
Pretty simple actually...
Build Roll up to 300$ then move up to 10$ Dons.
at 500$ withdraw 50$ (just for fun lol)
Move up to the 20$ Dons at 1000$ (or b4, nothing set in stone)
I'm told that at the 20$ Dons get a hell of a lot stronger so maybe a BR of 1000$ or more will cut it...
In other fun and exciting news I got my 1st tattoo on my left calf :) :) :) It's so siiiiiick

And my mom got me this hat which was kinda funny lol but obv very thoughtful :) :) :)

December 26th every year in Canada is Boxing Day. Which means MAD AMOUNTS OF SALES ON EEEEVERYTHING EVER FOR 1 DAAAAY ONLYYYY!!! (sometimes the sales go until new years but if you want something good, you gotta go the 26th or it'll be sold out biaaaaaaaatch!!!) I realized that there was no Boxing day in the states when Kyle made fun of me when I asked if they had it...
Me: "Do you guys have Boxing Day???"
Kyle: "Um...Um... Is that the day that you box against people, or move lots of boxes???"
Yes Kyle... yes it is... eEEHHEEHHEEHHHEHEHHEEH...
So I stood in line 45 minutes for these suckers, I was also the only donk who left the store with 2!!! HAHAHAHAHAMuahahahahahahha
2 Samsung T220, 22", LCD monitor ftwwwwwwwwwww!!!
$300 down to $200 so $450 CAD total for both.
I now have an official baller set-up!!!

AND APRIL 1ST WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS BITCHES!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stars BR: $491.64
It's great to be back writing lots of useless crap again!!!
Happy Holding in 2009!!!!!!!!!
GFY,
Lightus

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