SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP 3K SCOPE FTW!!!!!!!!!
Monday, May 18, 2009
I'm doing OK I guess...
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP 3K SCOPE FTW!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
I SEE A SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO SAYS YOU CANT WORK FULL TIME AND PWN BITCHES HUH????????????
DONALD MCPWN 1 TIME???
Saturday, April 18, 2009
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HIT 2K ON SHARKSCOPE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTAAAAAH
Thx to a sicko day :
Total 10$ Dons:
Total Dons (5$ + 10$):
Only 1k away from Shark Scope Leaderboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to mention SICKO ROLL??? (OH, and also cant forget to mention that I'm fuckin Canadian and this shit is in USD???
Stars BR: 1,075.20?!!?!??!??!? --------->>> $1302.51 Canadian dollars!!! hahahahahaha
and more importantly FPP count: 13,485
When I hit 15k in FPPs Tcarnage owes me 1 shiny dollar (cuz of a bet, who can get to 15k 1st), and I get my $250 Future Shop girt card (costs 15k) WOOT!!!
ONE TIIIIIIME!!!
Lightus AKA Linus McPwn AKA Donald McPwn
Thx to a sicko day :
| Lightus | 42 | $3 | $10 | 28% | $123 | - | PokerStars | <1day> | x |
Total 10$ Dons:
| Lightus | 1,877 | $1 | $10 | 8% | $1,619 | - | PokerStars | Year2009 S10-10 Double or Nothing SNG Only | x |
Total Dons (5$ + 10$):
| Lightus | 3,241 | $1 | $8 | 9% | $2,396 | - | PokerStars | Double or Nothing SNG Only | x |
Only 1k away from Shark Scope Leaderboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to mention SICKO ROLL??? (OH, and also cant forget to mention that I'm fuckin Canadian and this shit is in USD???
Stars BR: 1,075.20?!!?!??!??!? --------->>> $1302.51 Canadian dollars!!! hahahahahaha
and more importantly FPP count: 13,485
When I hit 15k in FPPs Tcarnage owes me 1 shiny dollar (cuz of a bet, who can get to 15k 1st), and I get my $250 Future Shop girt card (costs 15k) WOOT!!!
ONE TIIIIIIME!!!
Lightus AKA Linus McPwn AKA Donald McPwn
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Such Don's... Such Vegasaments...
So we're just about a week from Vegas!!! To celebrate this wonderful occasion I found time to get my tattoo touched up so that it's "Vegas ready". Stung like a bitch but hey, all in good fun getting stabbed with needles and such. :D :) :O
Dead season is over which means I'm pulling full time work weeks as a Audio/Visual Tech noob. Because of that Vegas is going to actually feel like a vacation!!! I'd rather be sitting down at a poker table for 6-7 hours then be rolling cables anyways lol. I'm freelancing for 2 companies now, I prefer one over the other, naturally, the pay is kinda low for now but that's cuz I'm just starting out. This week I'll be working downtown and the Montreal Sheraton Center. I do all corporate stuff so it's prebably going to be for some conference or convention of some sort.
Then from March 29th until the 31st i'll be dealing in the Montreal Open again!!! WOOOT www.themontrealopen.com Last year was my first time dealing for it, EZ money since the company pays really well and I'm enjoying myself obv. It's the greatest feeling delivering dirty beats hahahaha i'm so bad...
I'm missing the ME on the 1st of april since I'll be leEEEEEEEEEEEEaaaving oooooon a jet plane!!!!!!!!! They usually have too many dealers for the ME anyways since there's obv less table then days 1-3 but I would have gotten 50$ for just showing up at least, o well...
Ok Don time. So this is when I post pretty graphs that show how well I've been doing playing Double or Nothings :) It's been a real pleasure finding something I'm good at on pokerstars, it only took me like 4 years but who's counting lol... To start this is my Graph before the dons...
And this is up until now...
Quite the improvement IMO.
My intial plan was to start at the $5s and moves up to the 10s at a $300 roll but since I got cold feet moving up I played the 5s a lot longer than expected.
Multi tabling transition:
I started playing 3 5s at a time (since I literally had $18 in my stars account) and gradually moved to more tables. I got up to 6 at a certain point and was doing well. I then started sets of 4 5s and 2 10s I guess to get my feet wet in the 10s but that wasn't working very well at all since I would be winning the 5s and losing the 10s so I decided to stick to 5s for good... The think about the don's is if you put in the volume, they're profitable. When I ended with the 5s I was up to playing 10 at a time. Quaid finally convinced me to try the 10s for a change so I decided to play only 10s in my set.
I played 10 at a time like I did with the 5s. My final stats for the 5s are as follows:
I guess about game 3400 on my graph was when I my 10s started, one of the sickest SNG/Don heaters I've ever been a part of, it was such a rush!!! Double the buy in, double the wins, and loses. But I was told my ROI% might drop 1-2% in the 10s so a couple losing sets were expected. Since the switch I've been playing sets of 14 (my screens can hold up to 14 regular size cascaded stars tables at once before they start getting smaller) 10$ dons and my starts are as follows:
I'm happy to say that 1/2 my Vegas trip was paid by dons and my spending $$$ was also paid for by Dons. Some of the guys are going to go see the Cirque do Soleil show "O" in vegas, I initially didnt want to go since it was too expensive for me at $230 CAD, but my mind was changed 2 nights later and I withdrew $250 CAD for the show since I ran well in the 2 days prior. I played a couple MTTs and cashed for about 80$ US, then the days after I played 3 sets, went 12-2 ($96 set right there WOOT WOOT), 7-7, 11-3, for a cool $163 US. If you were to tell me 5 months ago that now not only I would be pulling profitable days, but 100$ +++ days I probably would have called you a dreamer lol (but thx for the encouragement lol)
Don stats for now:
I said I would withdraw whenever I hit a century mark, ex, at 500$ br I withdraw around 50, to go down to 450, then when I hit 600 I would do the same, etc. Since I was running at God status when I moved to the 10s and was withdrawing every 3-4 days!!! It was pretty sick IMO...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE VEGAS SOON!!!!!!!!!
Happy Grinding and GL at the Tables
Lightus AKA Donald Mcpwn
Dead season is over which means I'm pulling full time work weeks as a Audio/Visual Tech noob. Because of that Vegas is going to actually feel like a vacation!!! I'd rather be sitting down at a poker table for 6-7 hours then be rolling cables anyways lol. I'm freelancing for 2 companies now, I prefer one over the other, naturally, the pay is kinda low for now but that's cuz I'm just starting out. This week I'll be working downtown and the Montreal Sheraton Center. I do all corporate stuff so it's prebably going to be for some conference or convention of some sort.
Then from March 29th until the 31st i'll be dealing in the Montreal Open again!!! WOOOT www.themontrealopen.com Last year was my first time dealing for it, EZ money since the company pays really well and I'm enjoying myself obv. It's the greatest feeling delivering dirty beats hahahaha i'm so bad...
I'm missing the ME on the 1st of april since I'll be leEEEEEEEEEEEEaaaving oooooon a jet plane!!!!!!!!! They usually have too many dealers for the ME anyways since there's obv less table then days 1-3 but I would have gotten 50$ for just showing up at least, o well...
Ok Don time. So this is when I post pretty graphs that show how well I've been doing playing Double or Nothings :) It's been a real pleasure finding something I'm good at on pokerstars, it only took me like 4 years but who's counting lol... To start this is my Graph before the dons...
And this is up until now...
Quite the improvement IMO.
My intial plan was to start at the $5s and moves up to the 10s at a $300 roll but since I got cold feet moving up I played the 5s a lot longer than expected.
Multi tabling transition:
I started playing 3 5s at a time (since I literally had $18 in my stars account) and gradually moved to more tables. I got up to 6 at a certain point and was doing well. I then started sets of 4 5s and 2 10s I guess to get my feet wet in the 10s but that wasn't working very well at all since I would be winning the 5s and losing the 10s so I decided to stick to 5s for good... The think about the don's is if you put in the volume, they're profitable. When I ended with the 5s I was up to playing 10 at a time. Quaid finally convinced me to try the 10s for a change so I decided to play only 10s in my set.
I played 10 at a time like I did with the 5s. My final stats for the 5s are as follows:
| Lightus | 1,347 | $1 | $5 | 11% | $795 | - | PokerStars | S5-5 Double or Nothing |
I guess about game 3400 on my graph was when I my 10s started, one of the sickest SNG/Don heaters I've ever been a part of, it was such a rush!!! Double the buy in, double the wins, and loses. But I was told my ROI% might drop 1-2% in the 10s so a couple losing sets were expected. Since the switch I've been playing sets of 14 (my screens can hold up to 14 regular size cascaded stars tables at once before they start getting smaller) 10$ dons and my starts are as follows:
| Lightus | 1,283 | $1 | $10 | 9% | $1,257 | - | PokerStars | S10-10 Double or Nothing |
I'm happy to say that 1/2 my Vegas trip was paid by dons and my spending $$$ was also paid for by Dons. Some of the guys are going to go see the Cirque do Soleil show "O" in vegas, I initially didnt want to go since it was too expensive for me at $230 CAD, but my mind was changed 2 nights later and I withdrew $250 CAD for the show since I ran well in the 2 days prior. I played a couple MTTs and cashed for about 80$ US, then the days after I played 3 sets, went 12-2 ($96 set right there WOOT WOOT), 7-7, 11-3, for a cool $163 US. If you were to tell me 5 months ago that now not only I would be pulling profitable days, but 100$ +++ days I probably would have called you a dreamer lol (but thx for the encouragement lol)
Don stats for now:
| Lightus | 2,632 | $1 | $7 | 10% | $2,049 | - | PokerStars | Double or Nothings |
I said I would withdraw whenever I hit a century mark, ex, at 500$ br I withdraw around 50, to go down to 450, then when I hit 600 I would do the same, etc. Since I was running at God status when I moved to the 10s and was withdrawing every 3-4 days!!! It was pretty sick IMO...
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE VEGAS SOON!!!!!!!!!
Happy Grinding and GL at the Tables
Lightus AKA Donald Mcpwn
Thursday, January 8, 2009
LONG OVERDUE POST ALERT!!!!!!
THIS JUST IN---> WITHDRAWING IS A LOT MORE FUN THEN DEPOSITING
I must have missed the memo since last year there wasn't much withdrawing happening... Last year was a year of mass confusion for me. There were a couple positives that I can look back on in 2008 though.
2008 started with me deciding to try cash games out on Cake Pokah, and with the help from a poker great (Mscell) I was able to have a proper starting BR of $500 for 10NL cash. (50 buy ins is aloooooooot lol) so I grinded that up to $900 and was like SWEET 20NL here I come!!! Boy was that fun, lost all my profit pretty quickly and ended out cashing $525 and with Cakes $35 mail fee, well I guess cake wins in that one lol.
March-May was True Poker time as I found $30 on it and turned that into $700 which was freaking awesome. I withdrew it but don't really remember what I did with it lol. What can I say, I'm a spend-alot-of-$$-on-useless-crap-I-don't-needaholic...
June and July I played lots of 5$ and 6$ 9 mans and mostly lost...
In August I deposited $500 on Titan poker then 2 weeks later decided that it was a horrible idea and withdrew it lol, and then put it on Stars so 500$ on Stars...
I started 8 tabling 6$ 18 mans and boy was that a lot of fun , I went up to a BR of $750 then lost almost all of that. At 280$ I decided to go down to the 3$ 18 mans... I was 12 tabling those (great idea) went back up to $400 and then down to 150$ Then played $150 worth of MTTs and poofed in that crap obv... Only good part of all that craziness was that I made SilverStar!!! And then worked every week end so I missed all the Free Rolls LOLOL WP ME!!!
In October I actually went down to the $1.75 18 mans... Pretty low point if you ask me... and lost it all weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I made a $250 deposit on Everest poker and started playing cash, that lasted 2 weeks as well. Withdrew $240 lol and then put 100$ on STARS AGAIN lol...
My 100$ went up to 150 playing stupid 18 mans, then I went down to a BR of about 18 clams GO ME...
I Went to Frank's (Francix) place one night to watch the Montreal Canadiens lose to some shitty team and after wards played some online Pokah... OBV... He recommended that I start playing the Double or Nothings on Stars, (the DON's for short). 10 people join and 5 winners at the end double their money, pretty simple. At the time I remember playing only 1 a couple weeks b4 that. I remember having JJ and 2nd place stack. Running that into 1st place stacks 58SOOOOOOOOOOTED and bubbling (6th place). So i was like fuck that shit and never played another one. He mentioned that his brothers friend (who was fairly new to poker) played them and was making consistent profit. So I gave them another shot. Since I've been playing 3 years now and have never built an actual solid BR I figured I'd give them a shot... I also figured that I have a lot more online experience than his bro's friend and IF HE CAN DO IT THAN WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I, AM I RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!
I joined 3, 5$ DONs, won 2 out of 3, and the rest is kinda history I guess... :D :D :D
The Frank Plan of Pwnage:
Pretty simple actually...
Build Roll up to 300$ then move up to 10$ Dons.
at 500$ withdraw 50$ (just for fun lol)
Move up to the 20$ Dons at 1000$ (or b4, nothing set in stone)
I'm told that at the 20$ Dons get a hell of a lot stronger so maybe a BR of 1000$ or more will cut it...
In other fun and exciting news I got my 1st tattoo on my left calf :) :) :) It's so siiiiiick
And my mom got me this hat which was kinda funny lol but obv very thoughtful :) :) :)
December 26th every year in Canada is Boxing Day. Which means MAD AMOUNTS OF SALES ON EEEEVERYTHING EVER FOR 1 DAAAAY ONLYYYY!!! (sometimes the sales go until new years but if you want something good, you gotta go the 26th or it'll be sold out biaaaaaaaatch!!!) I realized that there was no Boxing day in the states when Kyle made fun of me when I asked if they had it...
Me: "Do you guys have Boxing Day???"
Kyle: "Um...Um... Is that the day that you box against people, or move lots of boxes???"
Yes Kyle... yes it is... eEEHHEEHHEEHHHEHEHHEEH...
So I stood in line 45 minutes for these suckers, I was also the only donk who left the store with 2!!! HAHAHAHAHAMuahahahahahahha
2 Samsung T220, 22", LCD monitor ftwwwwwwwwwww!!!
$300 down to $200 so $450 CAD total for both.
I now have an official baller set-up!!!
AND APRIL 1ST WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS BITCHES!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stars BR: $491.64
It's great to be back writing lots of useless crap again!!!
Happy Holding in 2009!!!!!!!!!
GFY,
Lightus
I must have missed the memo since last year there wasn't much withdrawing happening... Last year was a year of mass confusion for me. There were a couple positives that I can look back on in 2008 though.
2008 started with me deciding to try cash games out on Cake Pokah, and with the help from a poker great (Mscell) I was able to have a proper starting BR of $500 for 10NL cash. (50 buy ins is aloooooooot lol) so I grinded that up to $900 and was like SWEET 20NL here I come!!! Boy was that fun, lost all my profit pretty quickly and ended out cashing $525 and with Cakes $35 mail fee, well I guess cake wins in that one lol.
March-May was True Poker time as I found $30 on it and turned that into $700 which was freaking awesome. I withdrew it but don't really remember what I did with it lol. What can I say, I'm a spend-alot-of-$$-on-useless-crap-I-don't-needaholic...
June and July I played lots of 5$ and 6$ 9 mans and mostly lost...
In August I deposited $500 on Titan poker then 2 weeks later decided that it was a horrible idea and withdrew it lol, and then put it on Stars so 500$ on Stars...
I started 8 tabling 6$ 18 mans and boy was that a lot of fun , I went up to a BR of $750 then lost almost all of that. At 280$ I decided to go down to the 3$ 18 mans... I was 12 tabling those (great idea) went back up to $400 and then down to 150$ Then played $150 worth of MTTs and poofed in that crap obv... Only good part of all that craziness was that I made SilverStar!!! And then worked every week end so I missed all the Free Rolls LOLOL WP ME!!!
In October I actually went down to the $1.75 18 mans... Pretty low point if you ask me... and lost it all weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... I made a $250 deposit on Everest poker and started playing cash, that lasted 2 weeks as well. Withdrew $240 lol and then put 100$ on STARS AGAIN lol...
My 100$ went up to 150 playing stupid 18 mans, then I went down to a BR of about 18 clams GO ME...
I Went to Frank's (Francix) place one night to watch the Montreal Canadiens lose to some shitty team and after wards played some online Pokah... OBV... He recommended that I start playing the Double or Nothings on Stars, (the DON's for short). 10 people join and 5 winners at the end double their money, pretty simple. At the time I remember playing only 1 a couple weeks b4 that. I remember having JJ and 2nd place stack. Running that into 1st place stacks 58SOOOOOOOOOOTED and bubbling (6th place). So i was like fuck that shit and never played another one. He mentioned that his brothers friend (who was fairly new to poker) played them and was making consistent profit. So I gave them another shot. Since I've been playing 3 years now and have never built an actual solid BR I figured I'd give them a shot... I also figured that I have a lot more online experience than his bro's friend and IF HE CAN DO IT THAN WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I, AM I RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!?!?!
I joined 3, 5$ DONs, won 2 out of 3, and the rest is kinda history I guess... :D :D :D
The Frank Plan of Pwnage:
Pretty simple actually...
Build Roll up to 300$ then move up to 10$ Dons.
at 500$ withdraw 50$ (just for fun lol)
Move up to the 20$ Dons at 1000$ (or b4, nothing set in stone)
I'm told that at the 20$ Dons get a hell of a lot stronger so maybe a BR of 1000$ or more will cut it...
In other fun and exciting news I got my 1st tattoo on my left calf :) :) :) It's so siiiiiick
And my mom got me this hat which was kinda funny lol but obv very thoughtful :) :) :)
December 26th every year in Canada is Boxing Day. Which means MAD AMOUNTS OF SALES ON EEEEVERYTHING EVER FOR 1 DAAAAY ONLYYYY!!! (sometimes the sales go until new years but if you want something good, you gotta go the 26th or it'll be sold out biaaaaaaaatch!!!) I realized that there was no Boxing day in the states when Kyle made fun of me when I asked if they had it...
Me: "Do you guys have Boxing Day???"
Kyle: "Um...Um... Is that the day that you box against people, or move lots of boxes???"
Yes Kyle... yes it is... eEEHHEEHHEEHHHEHEHHEEH...
So I stood in line 45 minutes for these suckers, I was also the only donk who left the store with 2!!! HAHAHAHAHAMuahahahahahahha
2 Samsung T220, 22", LCD monitor ftwwwwwwwwwww!!!
$300 down to $200 so $450 CAD total for both.
I now have an official baller set-up!!!
AND APRIL 1ST WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS BITCHES!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stars BR: $491.64
It's great to be back writing lots of useless crap again!!!
Happy Holding in 2009!!!!!!!!!
GFY,
Lightus
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