Stupid people piss me off

UTG + 2 (moron) limps, i got QQ on button, i raise, he calls
he checks flop
742 rainbow,
i raise and put him AI
and Moron's got KK
ooooooooo boy

So i had to say something: (he started it though hahahaaha)

(Moron was from Quebec City, so is Henglish whas preetty Orrible)

Moron: TP does it again
Lightman: that wasn't TP, that was you not knowing how to play KK
Lightman: NH though... I guess...
Moron: What???
Moron: Did I took all your money??
Moron: I guess you don't know how to play
Lightman: hahahahaha limp KK read a book sir
Moron: did i won yes or no???
Lightman: I said NH...

Moron leaves (obv) its probably better he did cuz i was about to go french kung fu on his ass...

As for yesterday:

I FREAKIN PWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED

Micro cash is so much fun when your dominating and hold when you really need to.
Ex: KK> 22, ATo, AKo

FLop QJ9
T: 9
R: ..............9!!!

That was 1 beast

another: (took this guy to SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL)

Now this chopticle played really badly and loooooooved to show his cards, to the point where I was typing in the Chat and almost 100% guessing his cards loooooool.

So I raise with like AQ or something, he calls, flop J94... i check, he ooooverbets
like super overbet, 2x the pot. I hollywood it... type in "omg overbet sooooooooooo tempting!!!"
i fold and he gladly shows K9o.

20 mins later it was like déja vu.

I raise AJ, he calls, Flop QT5, i check, he oooooooooverbets the pot, double again (obv)
so i hollywood it and this time i say "O man, Again??? So that means like JT or T9??? Am I right???"

i fold, and happily shows T9o (beginning to see a pattern here??? looooooool)

His incredible play wasnt really getting to me since in my head i fugured it was just a matter of time b4 he pays me off...

and this is the hand you've all been waiting for!!!

UTG i Raise QQ to .70c (my standard for these tables)
he's right next to me , calls
BB calls too,
Flop: Qd 4d 4c
BB checks , I check, donk bet 1$, BB folds, i call
T: 8h
I check to donk, He thinks about it and bets 5$ into 4$
(not like his regular overbets, guess he was afraid of pot size)
so I call (obv)
R: 2d (perfect card for me, figure he was fishing or something...)
we've both got about 14$ left, pots at 14$ as well
so i figured 7$ or half pot was the best bet to make
So then he IIIIINSTA repops all in, like you do not understand how insta it was!!!
I call obv, and he shows the always respectable: Q9o (OMG IT WASN'T EVEN SOOTED)

Donk points:
Case Queen FTW!!!
and donk cant fold top pair Ass kicker.
40$ pot was by far the biggest since i've gotten back to the site (considering the tables i'm at)

Today I played about 250 hands and lost 1$ (omg kill me now) lots of dumb moves on my part and great rivers that fucked me in the butt (with no lube, so obv)

Climbing the Ladder:

Hands: 9201
Rank: 5693th
points: 934.05 (bronze at 2000 points, i figure i need another 2 weeks)

BR: $276.99

Happy Grindaments, gfy,

Lightus