Piece of Cake / 1k goal

Alright doooooooooooods, (this is not the fuck with your mind post, that one will probably never come LOOOOL)

Word of the day: Chopsticle.

Ex: How could you call with that hand you FUCKING CHOPSTICLE!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Taking a massive swing as a micro donk is not fun at all. So I've decided to take a break from Stars because this last month has been fucking horrible. I feel like I can't win a race, obv, I haven't cashed in forever it seems, etc. So I emptied my entire my Bankroll and am moving on to smaller and better things. :D :D :D

Cake Poker offers 33% rakeback. For you non poker people, Rake or the fee, is what the house takes in. Sites take a fee when you join a tournament and when you play cash games. Ex: tournament entry is 10+1 , the $1 is the fee. For cash games they take a certain % for ever pot your in. I get this 33% rakeback for life which is sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!!! The sad part is, people are joining the sites and not knowing that they can get rakeback. Not all sites offer it and you usually must go through a different site to get the rakeback sign up code.

So here we go, GO FUCK YOURSELF STARS... Well, for now anyways. The point of this new Journey is to build a Bank roll by sticking to strict STRIIIIIIIICT BR management rules. So these next couple weeks are for sure going to be a grind and a 1/2. With the help of a good friend I was able to abuse Cake Poker for its entire Sing up Bonus.

My first goal is to hit 1k!!!!!! Wish me luck!!!

I'm a little late in posting since I already started playing on cake 4 days ago, so here goes nothin...

Starting Bank Roll: $500.00

Day 1.

This was the feeling out process. I'm new to a site, I know no one. When i play in a cash session i'll be playing on 3 tables (3x the Fpps). I decided to start the cash game grind on 10NL. 5c / 10c blinds (so if you could imagine, the amount of rake that gets taken in is really small which is unfortunate, OBV, lol). For every 160 Fpps ( frequent player points) I obtain, I receive 10$ from the bonus account. I threw in a $1 Sng and finished 5th as well. Nothing really happend that day other than me trying to get reads on people.

Ending day BR: $486.68

Day 2.

I'm already starting to see some names repeating in the 10NL tables since the volume of people on Cake isn't that high. This day was a little more productive. I cleared 10$ from my bonus but at the same time lost 10$ at a table, lol. Apparently i missed the memo where its ok to call a raise with K5o LOoooool.

Ending day BR: $499.91

Day 3.

My first slip up, I was overtired and was playing like a retard, won a couple pot, lost a couple, etc... Cleared another $10 but managed to lose a $12 pot at the same time, lol... Why do i keep doing that?!?!?!! Lost a couple $1 Sng's. I was down about $30 for the night until i saw some guy at a 100NL Heads up cash table with $24.74 which is a really weird # since you can buy up to 100 at first. I figured he lost most of his $$$ to someone else. So i bought in for 60$ (not at all good BR management but the point was to take his 25) and took his $25 in about 5-10 mins. He never saw is coming!!!

Ending day BR: $494.76

Day 4. (Jan 10th)

Hooray for productivity!!! I was a man on a mission last night. The beginning of my session was a little rocky, lost about $17 to the same person. He had my number i guess, KK < 88 on a 982 flop :( :( :(... so i left that table and joined another one. (gotta love cash games, if u don't like your table pick your ass up and leave)

I stayed at the 3 tables for about 5 hours, had a siiiiiiiiick sesh... I left one table with $65 which is incredible since u can only buy in for $10. I had to reload in the other ones at some point but that was fine. I made enough Fpps to grab another $20 from the good ol' bonus account. I treated myself to a $5 Multi Tourney since I was doing well in the cash sesh. 480 entries, I finished 15th for $18 profit (wooot!!!)

Ending day BR: $578.51

I will post regularly from now on, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Have a good day you CHOPSTICLE!!!